A Double Life by Design
The Robot Who Looked Like MeThis thread follows Charles’s attempt to outsource courtship and the unexpected consequences of treating an intimate life as a scheduling problem.
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A Scheduled Existence

A Life Measured in Hours
Productivity as a principle
Charles organizes work, sleep, sex, friendship, and leisure through a comprehensive schedule. Efficiency is not merely a habit; it is his governing idea of a successful life.
Room for a family
His planning includes hypothetical adjustments for a wife and child. The small predicted productivity loss makes intimacy seem manageable so long as it can be quantified.
An Unplanned Attachment

Elaine Enters the Plan
A feeling outside the timetable
Charles meets Elaine at a wedding and expects to forget her. Instead, her image persists, disrupting his appetite and sleep.
Love becomes a diagnosis
His computer identifies love as the strongest explanation. Charles welcomes the feeling, but immediately approaches it through suitability checks and arrangements.
Courtship Costs

Romance as a Scheduling Crisis
An unfamiliar custom
Elaine wants traditional courtship: repeated evenings together over two months. Charles regards the demand as irrational and costly.
The impasse
He sees only the choice between abandoning Elaine and sacrificing time and income. Neither option fits his established system, exposing how little flexibility his life permits.
A Mechanical Substitute

Delegating Intimacy
The robot’s assignment
Charles commissions Snaithe to build Charles II, a behavioral double, then uploads data and a courtship program. The machine makes it possible for Charles to work while a counterpart dates Elaine.
Two simultaneous lives
Watching concealed recordings, Charles experiences the dates vicariously and treats the robot’s conduct as his own. Efficiency appears to solve the problem, while quietly erasing the difference between participation and observation.
A Human Marriage

A Plan Replaced by Presence
The deception revealed
Charles discovers that Elaine, like him, had secretly used Snaithe’s services. Their robots have disappeared together, leaving the two humans to acknowledge their mutual evasions.
A revised schedule
Charles proposes marriage, and they make room for an additional hour together each day. Their new arrangement retains planning but gives personal presence a value the old system could not measure.
Before Charles meets Elaine
At a friend’s wedding
After Mr. Happiness explains Elaine’s expectations
The evening Charles begins courtship
The morning after the final planned date